Toxic Monday....

I think a pattern is developing here....

At 6:30am I found that the new batteries I had put into the smoke detector before bed had leaked and there was a new 'etched' design in the center of my kitchen table.

At 10:30am the kids reported that they had broken one of those new bulbs (CFC?) over my bed so that added Mercury to the list of contaminants for the day. And another thing to clean up.

At 11:00am I found Lily with a handful of fiber tablets and discovered that she has been snacking on them freely from the back storage pantry.

At 11:30am the obvious happened and she had a total diaper blow-out in the kitchen - I threw those bathroom towels away because there was no way I was putting them in my washer!

At 1:30pm she had another blow out - on my bed this time (where I had recently cleaned up the Mercury) and had yet to replace the sheets.

So whats next? I am sure that we have missed a few types of toxicity - perhaps the gas line will leak or Weldon will discover some new source of Asbestos? I have not yet called poison control, but then we are only half way through this rather messy homeschool day. Good thing we got the math and devotions done early!